Top ten e-mail messages you don’t want to send your company by mistake

10. “Did you see the boss’s tie at the meeting? I mean, how lame can you GET?”

“Let’s just skip the quality testing. I’ll make up the log, you fail the report.”

“Darling, last night you showed me just what I’ve been missing all these years.”

“The heck with this project – let’s check out the Hot Babes Page.”

“Stay tuned for some fun – I planted a virus in Accounting’s computer network.”

“Is there some way I can get the basketball game on my pc screen?

“Don’t bother shopping for school supplies – heck, I just help myself to a few things from the storeroom.”

“A least there are two of us who had the good sense to vote for the Communist Worker’s Union.”

“Let’s take the company limo this weekend and hit some bars.”

Three words: “This job sucks.”

Top ten unwanted e-mail messages that make you start thinking about writing a delete filter

10 Please, I beg somebody, HELP – get me off this mailing list!”

“Now you can try organic sex therapy products in the privacy of your own home.”

“You may not remember me, but we went to school together, and I always thought you were so cute.”

“Wouldn’t YOU like to have a penpal in a Federal penitentiary?

“I know you don’t like junk e-mail, but you’re too smart to pass up THIS opportunity.”

“I don’t care how long it takes, I’m just going to keep writing you until you answer!”

“Just send this letter to 15 people and you’ll have $10,000 in a week!”


“Hit REPLY if you want to get bodacious XXX pictures right in your maibox”

“Help! Please spread the word! Aliens have landed on Earth and taken over the U.S. government!”

Top ten astounding discoveries made while reading Usenet newsgroups

Sometimes people aren’t very nice to each other.

9. Cindy Crawford looks great in a bathing shuit.

Some people have strong opinions and don’t know when to shut up.

Direct marketers can be pushy sometimes.

Often, people don’t know what they’re talking about.

Sarcasm can hurt people’s feelings and make them defensive

4.You can make cute pictures out of nothing but typewritten characters.

The use of coarse, profane language is quite common, actually.

Abilities to reason and spell are apparently in sharp decline.

A lot of people seem to be interested in sex.

Posts to avoid

Don’t post an angry reply to someone who’s insulted you. If you sink down to this person’s level, objective outsiders will conclude that both of you are jerks.”

Why HTML exists

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