My response in reference to:

 

 

 

http://battellemedia.com/archives/004817.php

 

 

 

 

 

My attitude towards latitude

 

 

 

 

 

Contradictory directed directions at 1 of 101 ways of indicating deceptive

 

gratitude for latitude:

 

 

 

There must be as many inventive ways of explaining or justifying your

 

decentralised location as there are possible location derivations and

 

probable variations.

 

 

 

For instance, establishing the course of your whereabouts can be

 

considerably complicated by you leaving your  phone at home. Or for the

 

socially inept, how about your buddies taking your phone out while you

 

lounge around at home, thus creating the impression of a busy social life.

 

 

 

The possibilities are enormous.

 

 

 

Can you think of any more fun ways of foiling the system or of explaining

 

your late-attitude?

 

 

 

P.S. With no mention of longitude your stalker will be guessing where you

 

are going by only latitude for as long as it would be to conduct one google

 

page-by-page search ad infinitum (much like e-mail where you have to go page

 

by page instead of to a specific page number or date).

 

 

 

P.P.S. Great Scott! Now there’s one explorer that ought to be kept track of!

 

Good work, guys.

 

 

 

 

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