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Credits:
All Instuments, Lyrics by Michael Lewis 2003.
 
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
You’re Soft
You’re Wet
You Smell So Good…

Chorus:
I Love You Moist Towelettes
I Love You Moist Towelettes
I Love You Moist Towelettes

Verse 2:
You’re Pretty
The Way They Dress You Up
Wanna Take You Home
Open You Up

(Chorus)

Outro:
Can’t Wait To Get My Hands On You
Can’t Wait To Rub My Hands On You
Can’t Wait To Get My Hands On You
Tear Open, Unfold, and Use
 
Notes:
From the “artist”:  I swear my voice isn’t that bad! It’s my best impression of a Kurt Cobain / punk vocal, which, in retrospect, isn’t my strong point. Also my apologies to drummers (like myself) for using electronic drums…I did actually play them (as opposed to a “drum machine”), and had to resort to electronics as I could not find the energy and instrumentation to mic my regular drum set.

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